SF Speedrun is a one file browser game satirizing SF startup culture: a Mario style game where money is raised, health is runway and standing still burns both. ~4,700 lines of vanilla JS, no framework, no build step, zero image or audio assets, every sprite is fillRect calls and the chiptune is synthesized WebAudio. Dying prints your obituary on the front page of a startup newspaper. Currently we have ~1300 users
SF Speedrun is a one file browser game satirizing SF startup culture: a Mario style game where money is raised, health is runway and standing still burns both. ~4,700 lines of vanilla JS, no framework, no build step, zero image or audio assets, every sprite is fillRect calls and the chiptune is synthesized WebAudio. Dying prints your obituary on the front page of a startup newspaper. Currently we have ~1300 users